Some Tiny Protein And Rice Cubes, Disguised As Meat Chunks.
A lot of people have used the extra time the pandemic has gifted them to find themselv…
2020 - A Dry Heave & A Little Cry.
It's been a hot minute, hasn't it. To anyone who has been eagerly awaiting blo…
Learning To Live With A Lack Of Love In Lockdown.
There's a lot going on in the world right now. Tens of thousands of people are be…
Rubbish Man, Also Rubbish Duck, Ends Murder By Relative.
I own a house. Well, not own own, obviously. I'm not Scrooge McDuck. I have a mor…
Wrong In The Tooth, Alright To Be Peeved.
I just had to give myself a filling. No, that isn't a euphemism for something sex…
Hypocritical, Preachy & Long - Self Isolation, Day: Stopped Counting.
The paranoia is real. A couple of days ago I awoke feeling a little puffy of eye, scr…
I Sometimes Need A Day Off If Excel Crashes - Self Isolation, Day 15.
I'm talking to myself more. That's one side effect of all this. If not to mys…
Blubbering Meat Mask Sanitises Vaguely Philosophical Conundrum - Self Isolation, Day 11.
I got the keys for my new house today. Yes, I've disinfected them. I'm now a …
Wash Hands, Stay In, But Don't Lie To Me - Self Isolation, Day 6.
If I were the kind of person who dealt in stocks and shares, I'd be buying in soc…
Technically, Hens Are Key Workers - Self Isolation, Day 4
Day 4 of my own little lockdown. I have decided that this is bullshit. My brain simul…
While The World Burns, Why Not Warm Your Hands?
Ok, very quickly: Dads house sold, found a place, bought it. Solicitors are rubbish. …
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